IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
"Have you met them in real life?"
"Then they aren’t your frie-"
I LOVE BOOZE
BOOZE LOVES ME
HOLY SHIT I HAVE TO PEE
I’M SO SMASHED I’M FALLING ON THE FLOOR
i will remember this picture until the next time i get drunk
Did anyone else sing this or was it just me?
Who are you trying to kid, EVERYONE SUNG THIS.
dean deserves a medal for sassiest running
oh i don’t know
This is my favourite post.
on a scale from Dean Winchester to the Doctor, how phisically stable are you
(Note: Source Links in the Years)
- 2017: tumblr user thatsmoderatelyraven’s fluffy chicken makes a guest star appearance at the new president’s inauguration. “it’s been my life goal to meet you” says the president
- 2020: tumblr has tripled the amount of blogs registered. Every pun imaginable has been made, all photos of random things in rooms have been taken in HD format, all quotes have been said. There are no more recognizable url’s, even fahjtekysuleirdtyrzdsd and jiput4qwar8tgahwsf8g9bosdiv are taken. It is a dark time. The end is near.
- 2023: Arthur has just begun its 26th season
The new voice actor’s voice has become so squeaky that only Arthur fans’ dogs can hear him
- 2025: scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
- 2053: a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
- 2066: physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets
- 2068: Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems.
- 2088: there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
- 2137: You open your tumblr profile, again after many years. You click on the message box. 1 message. You click on it.
‘Yes, same here! :)’
And you don’t know what it was referring to beacause you don’t have a fucking sent messages box.
- 3009: a group of humans listen to boom boom pow. when fergie says that she is so 3008 they all stand shocked and realise. fergie is now behind the times. fergie herself has become 2000 and late. this is unbelievable news to the humans. hours later the planet descends into war and chaos.
- 4000: 500 years after the last great war.
Humanity survives in small nomadic tribes.
One tribe has uncovered an ancient artifact from before the wars. They believe if they can solve its riddle, they may be able to unite humanity once more.
great. 2,000+ years into the future and still no Sherlock series 4
damn girl if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put H U G E D I C K together because that’d be funny as hell.. wait where are you going. date me…
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
or wrong movie….
#I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY
The Goofy Catching Fire Cast ft. Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson, Jena Malone & Sam Claflin
That other dude from Supernatural who always seems to be doing something funny or weird.
Suddenly, Lisa Frank on a guy is hot.
lisa frank has always been hot
Christmas gifts for you all.